Vélo Vogue Caption Contest!

This untitled pic from mimi destiny warrants a caption contest! Post your caption in our comments section, or on our facebook page or twitter. Winners get recognition here in 1 week, and your chance to be profiled here on Vélo Vogue.

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amoeba said...

Shark attacks woman on bike.

kfg said...

We're going to need a bigger bike.

Sorry, but I only pick up hitchers when I'm on the tandem.

If you eat me, who do you think is going to fly this thing?

I'm tired of these ************ sharks, on this ************ bike!

Second bait ball to the right, and straight on till morning.

Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon on?

But not quite Swift enough.



And just what is it about wheels that says "surfer" to you?

I told you to eat before we left the house.

I like people, but I hate it when I get a bike stuck in my throat.

I said it was OK if you sucked my wheel for awhile.

When I said, "Bite me," I didn't mean . . .

Tuna of the Boardwalk.

Folder? I don't even know 'er.

Here I am, stuck in the middle of you.

And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone.

Oppose mandatory shark laws.

Where's her helmet?

Wouldn't ya know? I've got a patch kit and a spare shark in the basket, but I forgot my pump.

If I see one more ************ hipster wearing a ************ shark . . .

Well it doesn't look like double cream.

But what do you do for an encore?

Anonymous said...

Who said you HAVE to swim inside he flags to be safe!

Adrienne Johnson said...

Land shark!

Cascade Cross said...

Whatever motivates you to ride faster...

Kristin Tieche said...

Hey kfg - Clearly you are the most creative among us. If you'd like to be profiled here on VV, please send an email with your pic to velovogue[at]gmail[dot]com.