Fashion Designer/Photographer Daniel Chimowitz, former companion of fashion blogger Kristin Tieche, was found beaten and bloody in a Mission District alleyway last Sunday evening.
Witnesses report that Ms. Tieche, still at large, was responsible for the beating. Apparently the dispute began over an Alexander McQueen clutch.
Chimowitz reportedly gave another woman the exact same clutch - stylist Tricia Gillespie.
Tieche was seen heading Southeast on her Motobecane about an hour before the incident, determined and with a mission on her mind.
She had the clutch in her possession and was ready to use it.
She found Chimowitz in the alley behind the Women's Building and attacked without hesitation.
Chimowitz said he didn't see it coming.
A brutal fight ensued.
Tieche stated that she believes McQueen would have been proud to see the clutch used the way it was intended.
Silly Chimowitz didn't realize that Tieche and Gillespie were colleagues in the fashion industry. Fashion faux-pas numero uno: don't give both your girlfriends the same McQueen clutch, a**hole.
Chimmy feebly tried to defend himself.
But dangerous Gillespie drew blood.
Poor Chimmy could barely crawl when the ladies left him the alley.
I'll keep the clutch.